urtube:

themoonphase:

I think the biggest turn on is knowing you turned someone else on.

That and KFC

(via bae-ruth)

du4ne:

me as a prom dj

"time to slow things down a little blt"

*plays crank dat souja boy (acoustic version)*

(via heliolisk)

biological-warfare:

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

mitsurugi:

gordonjramsay:

skypestripper:

aclorable:

aclorable:

aclorable:

which country has the most birds

portugeese

wait

thats a language

portugull

nice recovery

don’t you mean nice redovery

turkey, how did we miss turkey

(Source: hyclropump, via heliolisk)

entropicchaosfactor:


I need more hannibal tbh

entropicchaosfactor:

I need more hannibal tbh

Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.

(via heliolisk)

My German Teacher (in German): We have an observer here today but he doesn’t speak any German so we can talk about him and how stupid his tie is.