Anonymous Asked:
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck?

officialunitedstates:

okay honestly im just going to address this because oddly enough this is the most common anon message i receive and it’s so bizarre to me.  I get this message at least a week, sometimes more.  my theory on it is that people go to my ask box without a question and think for ten seconds to themselves about what they should ask and the woodchuck thing just pops into their mind.  it’s one of those collective consciousness hive mind things that cant be stopped

zootedboy:

*chillin wit my smart hoe*

me: bae whats the temperature of the sun?

her: 10 million degrees

me: ur so sexy when u know things

(via condommodel)

troyeboyxtilly:

youtubers-ugh:

halloween is soon 
its transparent

Drag it nowOr on mobile tap it

troyeboyxtilly:

youtubers-ugh:

halloween is soon 

its transparent

Drag it now
Or on mobile tap it

(via heliolisk)

elliehawking:

when you say poolnoodle cucumberbench is unattractive and ppl go “are  [picture of him] you [gif of him] confused [extreme hq pic]” and i’m like yeah no that dude’s ugly you just keep posting pictures of the ugly dude what am i supposed to do with this information

(via d-d-d-drop-the-toast)

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

I don’t understand people who are like ‘I don’t drink water’ how are you even alive

(via heliolisk)

morrowseer:

you: has zero life goals and zero motivation

firestar: became leader of thunderclan at quite a young age, defeated two cats that tried to kill him, rebuilt a clan, saved the forest numerous times over, went down as one of the most influential leaders in thunderclan histoy

(via warriorcats-happen)

officialunitedstates:

me at the club picking up girls:  hey how are you doing.  I would ask for your number but I already know it.  you’re #1.  I’ll call you later

officialunitedstates:

corporateaccount:

affodell:

officialunitedstates yo man check this out

officialunitedstates you’ve gotta see this

look theres a train

officialunitedstates:

corporateaccount:

affodell:

officialunitedstates yo man check this out

officialunitedstates you’ve gotta see this

look theres a train

(Source: ghostography)