k-hiq:

hikaribakuras:

holyjazspers:

horton hears a huh

horton hears a what

horton hears a chicka chicka slim shady

HORTON HEARS NOTHING HORTON IS AS DEAD AS THIS JOKE

horton hears a hater

(via andrewbelami)

chillesttumblrname:

cozypugs:

Let’s take a minute to appreciate this

Well, it all makes sense now. also … “No offense dude, but fuck your childhood dog.”

chillesttumblrname:

cozypugs:

Let’s take a minute to appreciate this

Well, it all makes sense now.
 also … “No offense dude, but fuck your childhood dog.”

(via epicallyducky)

fouette:

sleeping in your boyfriend’s arms has got to be the most safest and comfortable place in this world

(via heliolisk)

officialunitedstates:

there is nothing powering a bullet to leave the gun.  magazine clips contain no power source at all.  when you put a magazine in a gun and fire it, the gun fires but there is no power source.  nothing should be propelling that bullet yet if exits from the barrel.  there is nothing powering the guns

18004206969:

i’m into some kinky shit sure… have you ever heard of “kissing”?

(via heliolisk)

meladoodle:

ive been on dates with like 5 different guys to the arcade in my lifetime and i’ve beaten every single one in the basketball one. when a guy finally wins against me, thats when ill know hes the one