officialunitedstates:

me at the club picking up girls:  hey how are you doing.  I would ask for your number but I already know it.  you’re #1.  I’ll call you later

officialunitedstates:

corporateaccount:

affodell:

officialunitedstates yo man check this out

officialunitedstates you’ve gotta see this

look theres a train

officialunitedstates:

corporateaccount:

affodell:

officialunitedstates yo man check this out

officialunitedstates you’ve gotta see this

look theres a train

eat0w0:

ぱちぱちぱちりす。息抜きさっくり作ってみた。文字いらなかったな…

eat0w0:

ぱちぱちぱちりす。息抜きさっくり作ってみた。文字いらなかったな…

(via latiox)

shitdickfuckmothafucka:

omgbuglen:

A warning to anybody thinking about getting a husky

You can build yourself a third husky

shitdickfuckmothafucka:

omgbuglen:

A warning to anybody thinking about getting a husky

You can build yourself a third husky

(via skiddoh)

officialunitedstates:

next time you’re over at your friends’ house ask them if you can “do the dishes.”  they will be incredibly surprised and thankful but will soon wish they never let you near them as you proceed to break them all on your knees while yelling “do is an ambiguous verb”

aktx:

tarntino:

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

(via skiddoh)

Anonymous Asked:
I like trains

bewbin:

can i redirect u to officialunitedstates. tell them i sent u and you’ll get 20% off your follow