unclefather:

An experience with straight men by Sierra unclefather

him: *fumbles around with my vagina*

him: girls told me i’m really good at this

him: *rubs my urethra*

me: that’s not my clit

me: *moves his hand*

him: i know where it is

him: *moves hand back*

him: *is literally rubbing where pee comes out of*

him: you like that?

shrugging:

andro-saurus:

rngnightmares:

THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS
THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS
OH MY GOD

best gif on the internet

oh it me

shrugging:

andro-saurus:

rngnightmares:

THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS

THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS

OH MY GOD

best gif on the internet

oh it me

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partyintheurl:

image

acceptance of those with different beliefs. beautiful.

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oldmanstephanie:

seriousjones:

anyone else feel like they learned too much about volcanoes in school? like, an excessive amount of time was dedicated to volcanoes? volcanoes are cool and all but i can remember learning about volcanoes in some capacity virtually every year of school and i don’t know why. it’s not really pertinent info. is the Big Volcano lobby to blame

team magma have had their hands in this country far too long

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unclefather:

why do i eat spaghetti with my shirt off? because i get it everywhere. i don’t care that we’re in an olive garden, this is just how i eat my pasta. 

litlanac:

*sees something small and light pink* i must obtain this.

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teamalphari:

don’t believe any boy who says “i’m not like other guys” unless he has snow-white hair, glowin green eyes and can walk through walls, disappear and fly 

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